Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: “Help me, ladies! I am a real estate broker who, through a curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be returned to my former state!”
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman said: “Didn’t you hear him? If you kiss him, he’ll turn into a real estate broker!”
The second woman replied: “Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a real estate broker!”
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